BACKGROUND:
Ink monitor at school, while on a six form trip to somewhere or other he lost his virginity to a wizened eighty year old Voodoo preiestess mama with a glass eye and false leg, who made a man of him, taught him how to shave and whilst under her enchanting sexual voodoo spell initiated him into the black arts of SKA Sax after smearing him all over with the warm blood of a sacrficial chicken and dedicating his own life-blood to the dark hidden gods of Skank. Before he left she put a curse on him granting him eternal youth, but warning that if he ever used his mystic sax powers in the cause of Jazz he would age instantly and his manhood shrivell up like the wrinkely old prune it ought to be. That was sixty odd years ago. Today he is acknowledged as one of the formost proponents of voodoo SKA, but who knows, one day the Devil take his soul...