| Our hero's kicking
in to the groove  |
But whats this?
have the fab-5 turned into the country-2?  |
Not for long as rest of
the band come to their rescue and shows them the path to redemption  |
Once more united
in SKA the band continue to save 
innocent members of the public from a fate worse than disco |
| Young hepcats
cutting it up to the 
the hardline sound of the Eastern Bloc Ska-Internationalle |
"Well the joint was rocking,
going round and round, 
yeah, reeling and a rocking to the crazy sound" (Chuck Berry) |
A man whose hobbies
include hitting things for fun using only two pieces of wood 
(but only when he's not busy playing drums) |
Love's sweet young
dream blossoms to the sound of a 
full-on flugel horn being played at maximum skank |
| And rammed home
with a hefty dollop of Heavey Bass plank spanking  |
"what are you rebelling
against Johnny?" 
"what have you got?" (Marlon Brando, The Wild One) |
The Skalinskis' First Lady
of Ska  |
Skalinskis
demonstrating how to make a 60's or70's album cover  |
| Viva las Skalinskardos
di Repuplica Bannae estes Skanko el Gringo!  |