DAS SKALINSKIS
STEAMING IT UP
IN BATH 
AT THE
HAT & FEATHER
19.04.03
 
 
Standing room only as 
our heros make for 
the stage 
Hat Feather 
Bass player being 
eclipsed by mic stand 
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Guitarist is haunted by 
evil drumming entity 
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Guitarist's eye-view 
of the upright, clean- 
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living, model citizens 
of Bath who frequent 
the Hat & Feather
Art Decco trumpeter 
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Not so evil after all! 
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(Actually hitting things 
for fun with pieces of 
wood really helps you 
to get in touch with your 
 caring feminine side)
"At the Hop...." 
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(Danny & the Juniors)
"Up the Clump...." 
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(The Wurzells)
Guitarist concentrates 
on playing the world's 
most perfect Am chord 
Hat Feather 
whilst trumpeter points 
his bell-end at audience
"They call me sugar" 
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"They call me 
A Sugar Daddy" 
(The Skalinskis)
A Rhapsody in Skank 
as the Lady Sings in Blue 
Hat Feather
"If I hold it like this 
they will think I can 
play the Sax 
Hat Feather 
(just like I always 
wanted to!)"
Lady Skalinski 
fondling a metal thing 
Hat Feather 
(and enjoying it!)
Young Dudes 
getting hip and 
digging the sound 
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Skalinskis temporarily 
obscured as member of 
the audience lights up a 
"sports cigarette"
Hat Feather 
...Audience takes 
deep breaths!
Once again yettis manage 
to slip past doorman and 
Hat Feather 
get down to the band's 
Transylvanian Twist
Bass player noticing 
large objects in sky 
Hat Feather 
(but doesnt know what 
they're for)
Trumpeter doing musical 
 yard of ale 
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The fabulous 
SKALINSKIS 
Hat Feather 
RIDE AGAIN