THE SKALINSKI FILES

FILE 002: MARK SKALINSKI
       AKA: MARKOVSKI BASSANOWICH

  • ARMAMENT:
  • Weapon of choice: Bass
  • Speciality: Bludgeonly Heavey Skank
  • Flavour of cheese: You name it
  • Known taste in pies: Whatever's on the menu
  • Modus operandi: You hum it, I'll play it (sort of).
  • REAL NAME: Unknown
    STATUS: Full SKALINSKIS made member since 1999

    BACKGROUND:
    Learnt to skank the hard way on the mean streets of Stoke, quickly catching the attention of the City's SKA families and worked his way up to the top. From running bare foot through the alleyways of Boothen as a kid to running for the mob, there isnt a  case of SKA bribery, corruption, vice or extortion that hasnt had his fingers on it, but with friends in high places City Hall hasn't been able to pin a single wrap, samosa, pie (or any other form of deli product) on him. Never afraid to thump the E-string whenever duty calls and when it comes to music there's not a tune he wont murder if the mood takes him, Just dont call him Ronnie