SKALINSKIS SKANK IT UP

AT

CLUB MONKEE

25/01/03
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Look lads, a whole city 
of tiny people no more 
than 1" tall
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Madame Skalinski 
lurking in the 
shadows
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A drummer 
no less
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drummer being 
eclipsed by 
passing guitarist
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Eine trompetenist unt eine 
minibassesnpumpenburger
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Rolf: "can you see 
what it is yet?"
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"thats right kids, its 
the Skalinskis, just 
look at 'em skanking 
around there"
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"The carpet baggers were 
about to arrive, with their 
vocal group the 
Crypt Kicker Five"
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"Igor in chains backed by 
his baying hounds" (Bobby 
Borris Picket 1962)
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Skalinskis bask in 
the heat as a member 
of the audience 
catches fire
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Skalinski lady in bare 
feet scratching an ich 
with a short stick
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A whole drummer and 
a some old bits and 
pieces of guitar and bass 
players
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NEVER look straight 
into the eyes of a 
Skalinski.......
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The Fab Five all in 
one picture, cor! 
(nice maraca's)
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Skalinskis prepare to 
invade the audience
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Skalinski goes over 
the top...
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Skalinski cutting a rug 
Daddy 'O whilst blowing 
his own trumpet, crazy 
man, and those cats are 
really jumping (who writes 
this?)
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Madame Skalinski 
laying down some 
heavey tambourine
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Skalinskis manning the 
baracades after 
trumpeter is mobbed 
by rampaging 
audience whipped 
into a frenzy by the 
derranged beat music 
played before their very 
ears
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Skalinski fires a 
volly of Am-E Ska 
chords over their 
heads, backed by a 
covering salvo of 
heavey bass runs 
Skalinski Quo style
A real Tour de Force as
Skalinskis put on an impromptu 
display of improvised formation 
staring as something shiny 
catches their attention at the end 
of their set. Audience goes wild
Skalinskis back on
stage for start of
two encore's
I think somebody has
slipped the instruments
some acid chaps, its
all getting a bit too 
beautiful. 
Standing room only. 
Is this your head?
were you there with it?
did both of you enjoy 
yourselves? let us know.