Nice and Sleazey, Dirty and Easy
I like the way your hair is a mess
I like the way you wear a tight dress
I like the way you wiggle your walk
I like the way that you girly talk
I like the way your make up aint neat
I like the way your perfume smells cheap
I like the things your're doing to me
I like it Nice and Sleazey, Dirty and Easy
Yentl
Yentl, Yentl I'm half mental
With the things your'e doing to to me
But Yentl, Yentl my tormentor
Be more gentle please
Cause my desire is so on fire
For the things your'e offering to me
And it would be a delight
If I could stay one night
And we could make like the birds and the bees
Cause, In my arms
Your very obvious charms
They would be most pleasing to me
But Yentl, Yentl your'e driving me mental
So be more gentle please
I Dont Love you Anymore
So, Pack up your tears and put them away
Put on your coat cause you're not going to stay
Because I, I dont love you anymore
Its been too many years of trouble and strife
I dont want to have you near me, I want you right out my life
Because I, I dont love you any more
Well you took my life, you tore it apart
You threw it away just like your cold empty heart
Well it may sound hard, but it happens that way
That I dont give a damm for a thing you got to say
So, walk out the door, there's no turning back
Just keep on moving, you cant change the fact that
I, I dont love you anymore
And dont try to call me, phone me or write
Dont feel the urge cause I'm , I'm quite allright becasue
I, I dont love you anymore
Living Life
Living life is never easy, especially when you are a drunk
In the morning vodka's warming, nothing else can touch the stuff
Your old man is such a swine, eating meals he pigs himself
An open window lies behind, I'd like to give him such a shove
Illegal work,  illegal pay, just to get a room to stay
You pay your rent, the landlord's bent - like to pay some "other" way?
You smoke a small gigarette, cough your lungs with every breath
In the cafe's late at night, a different boyfriend every time
A glass of vodka, glass of wine, a glass of beer will pass the time
Living Life is never easy, specially when you are a drunk
Mighty River
I can see by your eyes that you once were a lover 
But your reasons were never explained
It may come as no suprise that when you dont do as others do
your reason will always be to blame
You can travel far and wide and see the mighty river
Run and tumble its way around the world
But to you your'e paralised, by the river inside your eyes
A picture of a sad and lonely girl
Now the lions have their pride and birds they fly the skies and swallows gather in the fall
But as each one finds a mate, people like you and I must wait
'cause lovers are the loneliest kind of all
The King Tut Strut
We came across the sand
We were looking for No-man's land
But how were we to know
There was no place left to go
He was a tall dark foreign man
He came from some far off land
He only knew which way was up
It was the old man himself
Doing the King Tut Strut
It Doesnt Really Matter
It doesnt really matter who you are or what you say
It doesnt really matter if you go or if you stay
It doesnt really matter the things you make me do
Just as long as you make love to me then I can be with you
It doesnt really matter if I'm sad when you're away
It doesnt really matter, the things that people say
It doesnt really matter what they say or what they do
Just as long as you make love to me then I can be with you
It doesnt really matter if I have to live alone
It doesnt really matter if you have some one at home
It doesnt really matter what they say or what they do
Just as long as you make love to me then I can be with you
It doesnt really matter if I'm not your only game
It doesnt really matter if you dont feel the same
It doesnt really matter what you think of who I am
Just as long as you make love to me then I can be your man
Nothing Lasts Forever
(AKA grasp it )
When you're young its so very easy, you're having fun life is just a scream
And if you're bored you can take a lover, feeling strong? maybe two or three
Ha Ha Ha you wont live for ever
You're growing older, greyer by the day
Ha Ha Ha nothing lasts forever
The Grim Reaper's never far away
When you're old its not very easy, you're feeling bold but now the flesh is weak
And your old man, he's a little lazy - you go to bed but all you do is sleep
Ha Ha Ha you wont live for ever
You're growing older greyer by the day
Ha Ha Ha nothing lasts forever
The Grim Reaper's never far away
But when your'e dead, its not very funny, you've laid your head down for the final sleep
And your old body, its not very pretty - its only fit for the worms to eat
Ha Ha Ha you wont live for ever
You're growing older greyer by the day
Ha Ha Ha nothing lasts forever
The Grim Reaper's never far away
Walk That Way
I was shopping with my baby when she turned to me one day
She said "lover boy look at me now, can you walk this way"
Well she did this kind of thing I'd never seen before
And it was pretty horny and my tongue was on the floor
And as I looked around, this is what I found
Everyone was doing it all over town
They walked that way
 I was walking down through town when a police car rolled on by
They said "come here boy we're searching you, we dont like that look in your eye"
They took me down the station, took the shirt right from my back!
Then - two hours later - the policeman he came back, he said:
"we aint found nothing on you, but it dont matter, we're not done"
And then in came the rest of them, "just for a little fun"
They walked that way
Now, I'm a kind of lucky guy - I'm always having fun 
And when it comes to women, well, I know what must be done
But as I'm getting older, its hard to understand
What motivates a woman when she is with a man
(......I'm speechless now.....)
All the women doing it and I dont understand
They walk that way
For a few Roubles more
You said that your ship would soon be sailing
And I waved you off from the shore
I slowly turned around and started walking
Back to the town, for a few roubles more
Now a young girls heart is soft and easily broken
By the sailors that come to the port
But a womans heart is strong and much foresaken
And so it costs just a few roubles more
You said that your heart was already taken
And that my love was something you had bought
But its not for you to take, its in my giving
And its costs just a few roubles more
Now sailors they are young and easily mistaken
Fresh from their mothers on some distant shore
And for a little tender care they're often grateful
And then they pay just a few roubles more.
Sugar Daddy
I'll buy you a ring if you call me sugar
'Cause then you'll know that I'll never let you go
Come sit on my knee and call me Daddy
'Cause then you'll know that I'll never let you go
They call me Sugar, they call me a Sugar Daddy
'Cause they know that I never let them go
You'll do the things that I need to ask you
You'll do all the things that I ask of you
'Cause you'll know that I never let you go
I'll buy you the things you need for you to be happy
I'll buy all the things you need for you to be happy
'Cause you'll know that I'll never let you go
They call me Sugar, they call me a Sugar Daddy
'Cause they Know that I never let them go
Dont you try cheating me your Sugar Daddy
Dont you try cheating on me your Sugar Daddy
'Cause you'll know why I never let you go
So sit on my knee and call me Daddy
'Cause you know I'll never let you go
They call me Sugar, they call me a Sugar Daddy
They call me Sugar, they call me a Sugar Daddy
'Cause they Know that I never let them go

Suzy Wong's Boom Boom Bar
If you want a good time and you're feeling free and easy
There's a place that you can go in Ho Chi Min City
Its not so very far and the girls there are always prety
In Suzy Wong's Boom Boom Bar
Every night is Friday night and every day is Saturday
There's nothing you can't get there if you've got the money you can pay
'Cause if you like it, you can try it, but if you want it you must buy
In Suzy Wong's Boom Boom Bar
Now the old Vietcong have long since gone and GI Joe's have all gone home
But in the morning they recall, they all remember Suzy Wong
'Cause in those days if you didn't die, you went there and you got high
In Suzy Wong's Boom Boom Bar
Miss Vladivostock, 1975
Well it was raining when we met on the Odessa Steps
And she pulled a knife and stuck it to my neck and
I pulled my gun and looked her straight in the eye
That's when I knew it was love at first sight
She's got long black hair, dark brown eyes
She wears leather boots from her feet to her thighs
And she was Miss Vladivostock, 1975
She rides around on a large motorbike
She's my Klashnikov Baby - making love all through the night
And she was Miss Vladivostock, 1975
But you should see her rock & roll with her blues jeans on
Or running 'cross the border in a stolen Russian car
She can buy a forged visa, bribe a border guard
She looks real cute but she fights real hard
It was raining that night on the Odessa Steps
When she pulled a knife and stuck it to my neck
I pulled my gun and looked her straight in the eye
Thats when I knew it was love at first sight
'Cause she's so prety and she's so fine
She's my Glasnost Baby - she dont say "njet" all the time
And she was Miss Vladivostock, 1975
Well she spies for the left and she spies for the right
And she can steal your secrets from the pillow every time
And she was Miss Vladivostock, 1975
Anna Strovia
Waiting for the midnight train, going back to town again
No one here knows her name, Anna Strovia where are you?
Drinking vodka through the night, your balalika staying quiet
No comarade here by my side, Anna Strovia where are you?
Best be carefull what you say, or the KGB men will put you away
Shoot you dead in the back of the head, while you're sleeping in her bed
Anna Strovia, Anna Strovia, Anna Strovia where are you?
Last time I saw her face was near our meeting place
But two agents they take her away
Anna Strovia where are you?
Walking throuh the midnight snow looking for some place to go
No safe house in all Moscow, Anna Strovia where are you?
How I miss the touch of her kiss
The smiling of her Russian lips
Every day I hear the same
There's no one here by that name
Anna Strovia, Anna Strovia, Anna Strovia where are you?
I've got to get away, take a Balkan holiday
No reason for me to stay, Anna Strovia where are you?
The Day Before The Dawn
Oh, my love, cant you see what we have done?
'Cause the only one is the only one, you see
And, now has come, the time when something must be done
'Cause the only one is the only one, you see
Step in to the night time shadows
Enfolding its arms around
'Cause the longest day is the night before the dawn
Oh, oh my love, cant you see what we've become?
'Cause the only one is the only one, you see
And, through passing tears, the fear remains the same
'Cause the only one is the only one, you see
Step in to the night time shadows
Enfolding its arms around
'Cause the longest day is the night before the dawn
So its, its not to say, that it will always end this way
'Cause the only one was the only one you see
So, wont you stay? give it one more single day
'Cause the only one was the only one, you see.
The Hardest Thing Of All
Its hard to think straight when you're not sober
Its hard when you just fade in to a haze
'Cause the hardest thing of all is when the things you most recall
Are the things you're drinking, trying to forget
Its hard when you're not alone but you're still lonely
Its hard when you just fade into the scene
'Cause the hardest thing of all is when deep down inside you know
The things you most crave, they can never be
Its not as if you say you dont love me
And its not as if you say you dont care
But our love has gone away, like the sun of a summers day
And now the leaves on the autumn trees begain to fall
How does one person turn into another?
How far from grace can one poor creature fall?
'Cause the hardest thing of all is when deep down inside you know
The one you'd most like to leave is just yourself
So pour me one more drink then pour another
Then one more for the road and one for luck
'Cause the hardest thing of all is when deep down inside you know
You're only really truely happy when you're drunk
So lead me one more time around the dance floor
I'll trip, I'll stumble, yet I will not fall
For the hardest thing of all is when deep down inside you know
Your best has gone and your worst has yet to come

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