THE SKALINSKI FILES

FILE 001: STEVE SKALINSKI
       AKA: STEFANOWICZ GITARSKI

  • ARMAMENT:
  • Weapon of choice: Guitar
  • Speciality: Death by A-minor
  • Flavour of cheese: Mature Cheddar
  • Known taste in pies: Cheese & Onion Pastie
  • Modus operandi: Plays any note that gets in his way
  • REAL NAME: Unknown
    STATUS: Full SKALINSKIS made member since 1998

    BACKGROUND:
    While on the run from Interpol in 1967, ended up in hiding in a remote mountain village in Jamaica, where he was initiated in to the mysteries of the way of SKA by ancient nomadic tribesmen. Following 15 years intense study under Blind Rufus Gangaman III, he is believed to have attained the level of full SKA Master and to have also been initiated in to the secretive Blue Beat Order. Considered to be responsible for much of the current wave of organised SKA, he is a dangerous musician - said to sleep with a loaded A-minor under his pillow - whose use of the guitar is often said to be criminal.